The Ultimate Korean Party Orders for a Winter Feast in the UAE

Imagine the scene: as a Sikh man from Islington, I proudly captain a heated bus that seems like a mad scientist's caravan mixed with a Victorian gentleman's club. No extradition, just comfort and camaraderie ahead.

The Crew

In the driver's seat sits me, the captain, turbaned and proudly wearing a Tesco badge - just in case I forget my roots. Beside me is Barnaby Lane, his Brexit-loving soul at peace, navigating the Highlands of road trips via Google Maps, barking directions like a seasoned colonel. Behind us, our mates from the pub - Shafiq, Davinder, and Maria - are arguing over the best Korean dramas while tucking into bulgogi sliders I ordered for the road. Finally, there's Tesco Geezer, Geoff, clutching a hot water bottle like a life raft, along for the ride.

The Journey

Our destination is a colossal barn in the Highlands, where the Titanic could park and still have room for a ceilidh. Despite the torrid winter winds howling like banshees and snowflakes icing the landscape, inside the bus, it feels like a sanctuary. Heated seats, fairy lights, and a samosa warmer by the glove compartment make this bus a rolling fortress of comfort.

The Food Debate

Barnaby is waxing lyrical about the best Korean party orders, while Shafiq and Davinder debate the most intriguing K-dramas. Meanwhile, Maria is cheering me on, insisting the bulgogi sliders will be the highlight of our party.

The Arrival

As we approach the barn, the headlights cut through the mist, revealing a sight that even the sternest Highlander would crack a smile at. String lights hang like the barn is auditioning for a Hallmark Christmas special. Inside, a long table groans beneath the weight of our Korean spread, with a hint of haggis for local flavor.

As we finally sit down, with snow piling up outside and a plate of steaming jjigae in front of us, it's magic. The world outside fades away, and all that matters is good company, better food, and the warmth of a bus that doubles as a rolling fortress of comfort.

That, my friends, is how you survive the winter in the UAE - with a Korean party order feast fit for a ceilidh and a bus that feels like home.